So, you’re going to steal a truck loaded with beer. Okay, I’m with you in principle. But:
WEST BEND, Wis. — Authorities are hoping to break up what must be quite the party after beer thieves made off with almost $26,000 worth of suds from a delivery truck.
A semi trailer loaded with cans and bottles of Miller beer was stolen from a trucking company in Richfield, according to a Washington County Sheriff’s Department report. The trailer was found four days later — sans beer — at an Oak Creek trucking firm. (Story.)
You steal Miller? I mean, come on – that’s just … pathetic.
[THX: Jim G, Chemistry Editor]