I’ve been saying for years that I’d be great as the guy who sits around and thinks up ideas for new reality shows. FOX needs me, because let’s face it, they haven’t had a winner since Temptation Island.
Here’s my latest guaranteed gold-plated ratings bonanza: Chimp My Ride.
Yup. While people are distracted, we take their cars and have them completely made over by a team of chimps (cast pictured at right). It’s a proven concept, based on what I see driving around town – all we’re doing is flipping the cameras on.
Any big-time Hollywood producers reading this, you know where to find me.