Warning: category 5 bullshit making the rounds

This just popped up in my e-box:

WEATHER BULLETIN

Up here, in the “Mile-Hi City”, we just recovered from a Historic event — may I even say a “Weather Event” of “Biblical Proportions” — with a historic blizzard of up to 44″ inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10’s of thousands.

FYI:

George Bush did not come.

FEMA did nothing.

No one howled for the government.

No one blamed the government.

No one even uttered an expletive on TV.

Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.

Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.

Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.

CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit – or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.

No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.

No one looted.

Nobody – I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.

Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.

No Larry King, No Bill O’Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.

No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.

Nope, we just melted the snow for water.

Sent out caravans of SUV’s to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.

The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn’t ask for a penny.

Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snowbound families.

Families took in the stranded people – total strangers.

We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.

We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is “Work or Die”.

We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for ‘sittin at home’ checks.

Even though a Category “5” blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.

“In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world’s social problems evaporate.”

It does seem that way, at least to me.

I hope this gets passed on.

Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does Not owe you a living.

*Sigh* I know. Let’s take two things that have nothing to do with each other, pretend they do, and use it as an absurd straw man to beat down libruls and whiny entitled uppity negroes!

I wouldn’t have minded if FEMA had come and shoveled the cul de sac, though. For that matter, I could have even tolerated Jesse had he been willing to do some work….

[THX: Karen at the Canadia Bureau]

:xpost:

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9 thoughts on “Warning: category 5 bullshit making the rounds

  1. And once the snow melts, things will look pretty much the same as they were before.
    And after the water receded, things looked pretty much the same as they were before.
    Oops.

  2. Please let me know if you find out who wrote this delightful bit of prose so that I can send his or her address to my in-laws and friends in Louisiana and Mississippi. I believe they might have a few words to exchange with the author, though I’m sure they’d settle for a quick but thorough bludgeoning instead.

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