The One True Church®

Pope Palpatine is at it again:

Pope: Other Christians Not True Churches
By NICOLE WINFIELD (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
July 10, 2007 11:35 AM EDT

LORENZAGO DI CADORE, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches. (Story.)

Maybe later today he’ll issue a clarification on the proper method for burning witches and converting the Jews.

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15 thoughts on “The One True Church®

  1. A brief reminder
    C’mon, Sam. Remember: the pope is infallible. Besides, that story you linked to is written by a woman, and we all know how the church feels about them.

  2. I’m still waiting for clarification on that whole papal infallibility schtick (but not holding my breath). I mean, with limbo recently having been recalled as a defective church product, wouldn’t that mean any prior Pope was in error about it? If not, wouldn’t that mean this one was wrong in reversing direction on it?
    You think maybe he and GWB are studying from the same Orwellian playbook? 😉

  3. The prior pontiffs were right, and this one is right, too. They’re infallible. They can’t make mistakes. What’s so tough to understand about that? Jeez, you’re trying to pass a camel through the eye of a loophole. Or something.
    Besides, what are you worrying about limbo for? From the tone of your comment, I’d guess you’re going straight to hell.
    Where George W. Bush will save you a seat.

  4. Where George W. Bush will save you a seat.
    Oh, dear god no. Please let GWB go to heaven if only so I won’t have to spend eternity with him 😉

  5. I’m sort of reminded of a Junta…
    or some other body of conservative, powerful , selfish men all smiling and helping keep each other in a powerful oligarchy against all outsiders while maneuvering to become El Jefe, supreme dictator for life so they can give thier oligarchic co conpspirators and thier followers to the fate they so richly deserve…
    as a general note of Ecumenical spirit… the liberals believe it , but for the conservatitves, they are only waiting to go for each others throats till they’ve finished off everybody outside a certain circle… and then draw the circle in tighter until it can be labled “ME”

  6. Maybe later today he’ll issue a clarification on the proper method for burning witches and converting the Jews.
    Now that Palpatine’s brought back the Latin Mass (complete with praying for my heretic Jewish soul) and clarified that the other Christian sects are just a bunch of heathens, I’m figuring the Inquisition will be up next.
    Sam, you know I’m one of the most secular Jews you’ll ever meet, but this guy almost makes me want to start attending shul on a regular basis, just to piss him off.

  7. Pope Palpatine is at it again:

    Pope: Other Christians Not True Churches

    And why not? The Fundies have been asserting for years now that members of the Roman Catholic Church aren’t “True” Christians.
    Tit. For. Tat.
    (And, like one of the other comments said, this is just Yet Another Sign that, as soon as they get rid of me & the other faggots, burn all of the Wiccans, and kill whatever Jews they can’t convert, they’ll turn on each other like starving syphillitic wolves.)

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